cookieslayer
People knew me as cookieslayer. I worked by word of mouth: someone had a problem, someone else had my name.
One project had gone through six developers and six months. My rate of $30,000 was paid to take it over and get it working within a month. I did it in three weeks, then stayed on at the same monthly rate.
The wider internet got the introduction through a sworn declaration when we got sued by a billionaire.
Evita Stenqvist. cookieslayer. Same person. Under penalty of perjury.
In May 2025, Balaji Srinivasan (ex-Coinbase CTO) called me personally. A week later I was in Malaysia, refactoring core infrastructure and integrating Incognita, the product he’d acquired from us.
Meanwhile, my public footprint could pass for a hobbyist’s. Very little went public. Quite a lot got built.
There’s something almost poetic about a word-of-mouth fixer getting a public introduction under penalty of perjury. People already knew who to call. The internet needed a sworn statement.
Now I’m building 1puni. Same output, and hopefully daring to stay in the open. A dear client once described me as “a clinical hermit with vibes from that guy in The Accountant.”
We’ll see how the future fares.